Sunday, January 01, 2006

Bible in a Year

I just found this website you should check out HERE. It gives you various reading plans suited to your own preference. If you want to read the Bible in order of when the events happened (chronologically) or by reading the old and new testaments at the same time, or historically -in order of the original greek and hebrew versions - then this website gives you a day-to-day reading plan. There's even a blended plan -so you're getting a nice mix. Like reading a little Isaiah, and then a little Mark.

Reading the Bible everyday for a year sounds like a good New Year's plan... don'tcha think?

Office Space!

I had an "Office Space" moment today. This morning i threw some pants in the washer, forgetting that there was a wad of cash in the back pocket. I threw a bunch of liquid soap in there, and then waited to wash them because i was on my to the shower and wanted the hot water.
So I got cleaned up and got dressed, making mental notes of what i needed at the store. Then I realized that my money was in my pants, in the washer! When I pulled it out, it was soaked with soap - as if I poured the soap directly on THAT part of the laundry load.
At the grocery checkout, I told the cashier I was experimenting in a different type of money laundering. He laughed as he rubbed the money on his pants trying to get them dry. I assured him that the rest of his money would be nice and clean.

The guys in Office Space try their hand at money laundering too. But not MY way. They came out with a new and improved collector's edition of the flick. It's bound to be wildly funny with even more flare.